After closely observing AAP for over a year, I have come to
the conclusion that AAPtards can broadly be classified into the below-mentioned categories. These categories are intricately interlinked and there is high possibility of an AAPtard belonging to many categories.
1.
The gullible supporters: These AAPtards believe
that AAP is the only honest party and Kejriwal is the only honest politician.
According to them, AAP is a revolutionary party which can bring overnight
change, not only in our country, but in the whole universe.
They also think that all persons who support other parties are corrupt and have
been bought by Ambani and Adani. They carry proofs of the entire media being sold out to
BJP. They
are most easily fooled and tricked into believing that AAP's agenda is the best,
no matter what it really is. In short, they believe everything they read and
hear from their leaders. Most of them are college students who had hitherto no interest in
politics but have lately been impressed by Kejriwal’s getup and his
educational background.
2.
The communist AAPtards: These AAPtards want free
water, subsidized electricity, and no taxes. They want to see all the rich
people of the world burn in hell. They believe every government entity and the
government itself is a private property of every citizen. These
are the people who made foreign women urinate in public (Somnath Bharti), they
believe that any group of 10-20 persons has the right to raid any hospital,
school or police station and suspend anyone who doesn’t follow their commands.
Just before the dawn of the AAP, their politics was on the verge of extinction,
the political spectrum of our country had no space for their ideology. They
have now found solace in AAP. CPI (M)’s Karat hails Kejriwal’s AAP as communist
3.
The Modi haters: These AAPtards don’t have any
long-term political commitment to AAP. They support AAP only because they hate
Modi and no other party currently matches the level of AAP’s Modi-hatred in
their DNA. From branding Modi as a fascist, murderer, communal and corrupt to
passing obscene remarks about his married life, these AAPtards try everything
to disparage him. They have no principles, neither do they have any political
ambition or aspirations from AAP; they are plain Modi-haters and nothing
else.
4.
The super-seculars: These are the people who
organize candle marches for the so-called victims of Gaza, still
mourn over 2002, but
don’t even want to talk about the plight of Kashmiri Pandits. They shed
tears for the children of Peshawar but have no regard for the slain children of
Assam. Their politics was exterminated by the Indian voter in the
Lok-Sabha, Maharashtra, Haryana and Jharkhand elections. Now, they have seen a
new light in AAP as it is not hated as much as the other super-secular parties. Their
politics ranges
from calling RSS a ‘Hindu terrorist organization’ to demanding reservations for
‘religious minorities’.
5.
The blind followers: These AAPtards are the only
species to have IQ below zero. In their blind admiration of AAP, they have lost
all their capability to think rationally. They are mostly found commenting on
Facebook pages (no matter what the post is, they will write about AAP and BJP
off course). They are expert in giving ‘honesty certificates' to everyone who
joins AAP. Note that the certificates are valid only till the person
remains an AAPtard, as soon as he changes side, he will be known as a corrupt
mercenary agent of the BJP. They believe that a wrong thing done by AAP is
better than that done by the BJP. They don’t have any logical arguments but
have the extraordinary power of defaming and stigmatizing any person by
disseminating misinformation.
6.
The Naxal supporters: They have mastered the art of
mass protests, burning public property, anarchy, and hooliganism. They are experts in stalling the
parliament and opposing every kind of constitutional work.
They oppose nuclear plants, coal plants, dams, SEZs and all private investment;
after that they stage protests for electricity problems and lack of employment.
They have become AAPtards because most of the AAP leaders (including Kejriwal
himself) share, more or less, the same spirit of anarchism. AAP wants Naxals in its fold
7.
The terrorist sympathizers: These type of
AAPtards want Kashmir to be gifted to Pakistan, they demand presidential pardon
to terrorists and call the Batla House encounter ‘a conspiracy’. Just a few
days ago, these persons were seen justifying the Charlie Hebdo killings. They can
convince you that RSS is more dangerous than ISIS, Taliban, and LeT. Prashant Bhushan is one of them (though I respect his work as a lawyer). Some tweets of another AAP leader.
PS: If any AAPtard feels that he/she is not fitting in any of the categories, please let me know.
