Different types of AAPtards

After closely observing AAP for over a year, I have come to the conclusion that AAPtards can broadly be classified into the below-mentioned categories. These categories are intricately interlinked and there is high possibility of an AAPtard belonging to many categories. 

1.       The gullible supporters: These AAPtards believe that AAP is the only honest party and Kejriwal is the only honest politician. According to them, AAP is a revolutionary party which can bring overnight change, not only in our country, but in the whole universe. They also think that all persons who support other parties are corrupt and have been bought by Ambani and Adani. They carry proofs of the entire media being sold out to BJP. They are most easily fooled and tricked into believing that AAP's agenda is the best, no matter what it really is. In short, they believe everything they read and hear from their leaders. Most of them are college students who had hitherto no interest in politics but have lately been impressed by Kejriwal’s getup and his educational background.

2.       The communist AAPtards: These AAPtards want free water, subsidized electricity, and no taxes. They want to see all the rich people of the world burn in hell. They believe every government entity and the government itself is a private property of every citizen. These are the people who made foreign women urinate in public (Somnath Bharti), they believe that any group of 10-20 persons has the right to raid any hospital, school or police station and suspend anyone who doesn’t follow their commands. Just before the dawn of the AAP, their politics was on the verge of extinction, the political spectrum of our country had no space for their ideology. They have now found solace in AAP. CPI (M)’s Karat hails Kejriwal’s AAP as communist

3.       The Modi haters: These AAPtards don’t have any long-term political commitment to AAP. They support AAP only because they hate Modi and no other party currently matches the level of AAP’s Modi-hatred in their DNA. From branding Modi as a fascist, murderer, communal and corrupt to passing obscene remarks about his married life, these AAPtards try everything to disparage him. They have no principles, neither do they have any political ambition or aspirations from AAP; they are plain Modi-haters and nothing else.       

4.       The super-seculars: These are the people who organize candle marches for the so-called victims of Gaza, still mourn over 2002, but don’t even want to talk about the plight of Kashmiri Pandits. They shed tears for the children of Peshawar but have no regard for the slain children of Assam. Their politics was exterminated by the Indian voter in the Lok-Sabha, Maharashtra, Haryana and Jharkhand elections. Now, they have seen a new light in AAP as it is not hated as much as the other super-secular parties. Their politics  ranges from calling RSS a ‘Hindu terrorist organization’ to demanding reservations for ‘religious minorities’. 

5.       The blind followers: These AAPtards are the only species to have IQ below zero. In their blind admiration of AAP, they have lost all their capability to think rationally. They are mostly found commenting on Facebook pages (no matter what the post is, they will write about AAP and BJP off course). They are expert in giving ‘honesty certificates' to everyone who joins AAP. Note that the certificates are valid only till the person remains an AAPtard, as soon as he changes side, he will be known as a corrupt mercenary agent of the BJP. They believe that a wrong thing done by AAP is better than that done by the BJP. They don’t have any logical arguments but have the extraordinary power of defaming and stigmatizing any person by disseminating misinformation. 

   

6.       The Naxal supporters: They have mastered the art of mass protests, burning public property, anarchy, and hooliganism. They are experts in stalling the parliament and  opposing every kind of constitutional work. They oppose nuclear plants, coal plants, dams, SEZs and all private investment; after that they stage protests for electricity problems and lack of employment. They have become AAPtards because most of the AAP leaders (including Kejriwal himself) share, more or less, the same spirit of anarchism.  AAP wants Naxals in its fold

7.       The terrorist sympathizers: These type of AAPtards want Kashmir to be gifted to Pakistan, they demand presidential pardon to terrorists and call the Batla House encounter ‘a conspiracy’. Just a few days ago, these persons were seen justifying the Charlie Hebdo killings. They can convince you that RSS is more dangerous than ISIS, Taliban, and  LeT. Prashant Bhushan is one of them (though I respect his work as a lawyer). Some tweets of another AAP leader.  

PS: If any AAPtard feels that he/she is not fitting in any of the categories, please let me know.

Ridiculous 11 P.M. Rule of ISM Dhanbad

In-time for students (no student can remain outside his hostel gate after 11 P.M.) in hostels has been the most discussed and debated issue of ISM. For the last few years, it continues to be in the 'issues raised' section in various meetings of ISS, but so far ISM administration has paid no heed to this demand.  Most students (in fact every student) want this rule to be scrapped.

The reason given by the admins in support of this rule is hilarious. Argument is given that this rule is only for the safety of students because any mishap can happen during the night. This argument is as strong as saying that "To avoid molestation, women should stay at home". Doesn't the administration know that most of the students here are adults? Students here possess the same security threat as any other person of our country. What if the government imposes this kind of ban on every person to stay inside their house to reduce the crimes? Will anyone accept this? In a free and democratic society where every person has the right to do anything as long as it is not obnoxious to other citizens, where the government is about to decriminalize attempt to suicide, imposing these kind of bans in the name of maintaining discipline and ensuring safety is egregious.

There are other ways to ensure safety of students during the night. There are already enough guards in the campus, but still numbers of guards can be increased for added security. And instead of banning students why not ban outsiders after 11 pm since they are the potential offender to the students, students should be told to carry I-cards to distinguish them from strangers. Regular and strict checking of I-cards should be done and outsiders can be punished with a fine or something else. Even after having so many guards, if safety of students cannot be ensured within the small premises of ISM which is confined by boundary walls where no palpable evidences of ‘criminal-on-prowl' are available, just imagine the plight of the common man living in open societies where no significant police or security is available.

All the possible problems can be sorted out, but the ISM administration is too defensive to take any step to abolish this rule.  For the administration, it also serves as an excuse to prevent students from getting involved in ‘bad habits' like studying till late night in the library. In reality, admins are using this rule to hide the insufficiency of available night-staff. Now that we are bragging about the new library which would be Asia’s largest academic library, it would be unfortunate if this rule is continued; people would laugh at us. The ISM administration should consider the demands of students and completely erase this rule.

#IndiaWithPakistan or #IndiaWithKids

Disclaimer: This article can hurt (pseudo)secular sentiments and pro-Pakistan feelings of some persons. Proceed on your own discretion.

Just after the brutal killings of innocent kids of an army school of Peshawar by some suicidal psychopaths of Tahrik-E-Taliban (TTP), social media was instantaneously flooded (and is flooded till now) with messages of sympathy and support to the deceased children and their families. Needless to say, most of this overwhelming reaction came from the keyboards of Indians. Many ultra-(pseudo)secular senior journalist like Bachi Kakaria and Nikhil Wagle, who bake their breads by instigating and propagating hatred against RSS, also found sufficient material from this massacre to post some tweets linking these atrocious killings to Hindu organizations of India (Don’t stress your brain to find out any logic in their statements, the word ‘logic’ is not present in their dictionaries.)

Due to the enormous amount of empathy shown by Indians, #IndiaWithPak has become the most popular and trending hashtag of twitter. #IndiaWithPak is cute and dangerous at the same time. Cute, because the modern ISI – ‘Indian Secular Intelligentsia’ has again come out of its grave with the help of this hashtag. This hashtag serves them two purposes – First, it acts as a shield to avoid condemning the inhumane organizations of terrorists flourishing in Pakistan with the help of Pak government, army and the old ISI. Second, it acts as a weapon for them to expose the creation of their own mind - ‘Hindu Terrorism’ and ‘Hindu Taliban’ in India. And it does not stop here. They tell the world that the level of religious fanaticism and bigotry of ‘Hindu Taliban’ is far worse and more dangerous than the original Taliban. Their theories and arguments are outside the scope of my intellectual understanding. They probably think that RSS or any Hindu organization should now attack Army School, Patiala to maintain the ‘secular fabric’ of the world! But in spite of this kind of wicked ideology, I don’t see any real danger from the modern ISI, because they are already dead before they could turn into some real danger – thanks to the young generation of Indians who are no more falling prey to the ISI ideology.

The real dangerous thing is that we have yet again failed to distinguish between the ‘innocent Pakistani victims’ and the nation ‘Pakistan’. For the entire world, Pakistan is a synonym for ‘hell’! ‘Pakistan as a nation’ means the cosiest abode of most cruel humans – terrorists. ‘Pakistan’ means the primary patron of terrorists. Pakistan means the nation where the government, army, and intelligence agencies use terrorist whenever and wherever it suits them. Pakistan means the land where many of our most dangerous enemies are roaming freely. Pakistan means the streets where Hafiz Saeed – the master-mind of the cruellest terrorist attacks on India, more brutal and stronger in impact than the Peshawar attacks – 26/11, regularly organizes rallies and incites hatred against India. Pakistan means a nation having pitiless army which recently chopped off the head of one of our soldier, the only fault of his was that he was an Indian. Pakistan means a treacherous neighbour, who repeatedly violates ceasefire and wages wars against us without any reason at all. 

‘Pakistan as a nation’ is not worthy of this kind of support and sympathy. Yes, there are some Pakistani citizens who have nothing to do with all this. But this bunch of good people doesn’t represent entire ‘Pakistan’. Pakistan is a compound of India-haters, notorious terrorists, treasonous army, anti-India government, intelligent agencies ‘and’ some common people. Therefore, #IndiaWithPakistan is egregious, anti-national and shameful for a patriotic and humanitarian Indian. Why not think of something other, why not show your support to the deceased children and write ‘#IndiaWithKids’, and why not ‘#IndiaWithHumanity’? I don’t understand why Indians are afraid of condemning Taliban, terrorists and the Pakistan government. Why not ‘#ShameOnTaliban’, ‘#EndTerrorism’ or ‘#ShameOnPakGovernment’. 

There are tens of other hashtags, use them, but don’t use ‘#IndiaWithPakistan’, because when you write ‘With Pakistan’, you are indirectly supporting the same terrorists who murdered the innocent kids.   

Pakistan is an enemy of India.
India should not support Pakistan.

12 Students Suspended for Celebrating Birthday without GPL

 GPL in ISM Dhanbad    GPL in engineering
In a huge shock to the whole engineering fraternity, 12 students of ISM (Institute of Single Males) celebrated a birthday without GPL. The college authorities took immediate notice of this shocking act and suspended everyone involved in the birthday celebration.

This stunning event took place on the birthday of Padhaku Teja - the notorious 10 pointer of the college. It was around 11:50 pm when Lallan Jha2 – the GPL specialist of ISM who has successfully performed GPL of more than 400 students, set out on his daily birthday/GPL hunt. When Jha2 finally reached Maggu Wing, he heard some strange voice of “Happy birthday to you” coming from a room. Stimulated by this opportunity, Jha2 rushed to the room but he was left mind-blown when he peeked inside the room.

Instead of preparing for GPL, students were greeting Padhaku and were eagerly waiting to cut the cake. However, Jha2 took pity on the starved students and decided to wait outside the room. After 10-15 minutes, all the students came out of the room and started dancing to the tunes of Honey Singh’s Volume-1. Still seeing no signs of GPL, Jha2 completely lost his mind and went to call his friends.
Jha2 returned with his 5 friends. They all had leather belts and chappals in their hands. Padhaku saw them coming. Sensing their bad motives, he immediately ran from the place. Jha2 and his friends followed him but they couldn’t catch him. For the entire night, they searched every room of the hostel but remained unable to find Padhaku. Jha2 couldn’t endure this blow on his self-respect; next morning, he went to the dean office and narrated this inhumane act in detail.

“What! ....... How? ............ How could they ……?” was the reaction of the surprised dean. “At first I didn’t believe him, how can any student leave the golden chance of beating his friend?” the dean told our reporters, “but then Jha2 requested me to myself check Padhaku’s body”. After that, dean himself went to Padhaku’s room and minutely examined his body parts. Not finding any mark of GPL, the dean asked Jha2 the names of everyone present in Padhaku’s room that night. Dean first called the parents of the students and informed them about the in-disciplinary acts of their children. Then he issued an order suspending the students. “These students are a blot on the face of engineering, what message do they want to give to society?” said the dean.

Meanwhile, some of the suspended students told our reporters the reasons for abstaining from Padhaku’s GPL. “I had not eaten anything for the last 15 days, I was surviving on only RD's tea. Padhaku had threatened me not to give any piece from the birthday cake if I were to forcefully do his GPL,” said one of the suspended students while justifying his acts.

PS: I wrote this article for ismdiaries.com. GPL culture in IITs and ISM Dhanbad. What is GPL?
      

ISS: Everything You Want To Know

ISS: ISM Student Society

The ISM Student Society is a magnificent manifestation of the democratic spirits of ISM. Over the years, ISS has evolved as an institution having multi-dimensional roles. Nurturing and inspiring participatory democracy among students, ISS has been instrumental in ushering in various changes and developments in ISM. But sadly most students don't even have a basic clue about ISS. This article is an attempt to acquaint the students with the ISS, its functioning and the ISS elections.

Objective: ISS was established to bridge the gap between the students and the ISM administration. It discusses issues directly or indirectly effecting ISM and ISMites with the concerned authorities.

The ISS Body:
Electoral College:  It comprises of 40 members, all of whom are selected through interview by the concerned authorities. Details of members and selection process are given below. First year students are not included in the Electoral College.
Executive Committee: It consists of 7 members: The President, Vice President, General Secretary, Joint Secretary, Cultural Secretary, Sports Secretary and Secretary of Alumni Affairs. These 7 members must be among the members of the Electoral College. The President and the Vice President are selected from the B.Tech 4th year, and the rest are selected from the B.Tech 3rd year.

ISS Elections:
Electoral College: The 40 member team consists of following:-
(1) 3 Class Representatives.
(2) One representative from PG Students.
(3) One representative each from the Faculty Societies (ME, PE, Mechanical, MME, FME, Electronics, CSE, Electrical, ESE, Chemical, AGL, AGP, MS, Applied Math, Chemistry and Physics).
(4) One representative of the meritorious students from each year of B.Tech (total 3 students).
(5) One sportsman.
(6) One Hostel Perfect from each hostel.
(7) One Secretary from of the following societies: CSLS, Chayanika Sangh, Music Society, Cyber Society, Photographic Society, Yoga Society and NSS.
All members are selected after an interview by the concerned Presidents/Faculty Members/Wardens. GPA and extra-curricular activities form most important part of the selection criteria.

Executive Committee: Executive Committee is elected by (through voting) members of Electoral College from among its members.
Note: Any student who has appeared in any special examination or against whom any kind of disciplinary action has been taken, is not eligible to apply for the interview process of Electoral College


Functioning of ISS: First, a General Body Meeting (GBM) is organized to take feedback from students regarding their problems. After that, the issues raised in GBM are discussed in the ISS-Administration meeting. A GBM is held again to update students about the progress.

Suggestions:Currently there is no direct role of ISM students in the selection process. From time to time, demands have been raised to make the selection process more democratic. A large section of ISMites feels that instead of selecting members of ISS through an interview, students should themselves choose the members by election/voting.

PS: I wrote this article for ismdiaries.com. What is ISS. What is ISM student society. Election of ISS. Election of ISM Student Society and functioning of ISS.

स्वच्छ भारत नौटन्की

बेचारे नरेंद्र मोदी जी ने बड़ी उम्मीदों के साथ स्वच्छ भारत अभियान की शुरुआत की थी, शायद जापान और अमेरिका की सड़कें देखने के बाद मोदी जी को लगा कि हमारे देश की पान से सनी सड़कें, पेशाब से गीली दीवारें और मानव मल से घिरी हुई रेल पटड़ियाँ भी इन विदेशी शहरों की तरह चमचमा सकती हैं... और इन्हीं सपनों को देखते हुए मोदी जी ने स्वच्छ भारत अभियान की घोषणा कर दी …यह सोचते हुए कि अगर 120 करोड़ भारतीय ठान लें तो भारत क्या पूरी दुनिया भी जापान, शंघाई और न्यु-योर्क की तरह चमक सकती है … अभियान भी कुछ ऐसा था कि मोदी का कोई बड़े से बड़ा राजतीनिक, धार्मिक या वैचारिक विरोधी चाहकर भी इस अभियान का विरोध नहीं जुटा पाता… शायद ये अभियान 120 करोड़ लोगों को अपने पक्ष में करने का मोदी का मास्टर स्ट्रोक था…और हुआ भी तकरीबन कुछ वैसा ही,  मोदी के कट्टरतम विरोधी नौटन्की सरदार केजरीवाल को भी इसका समर्थन करना पड़ गया और इसके साथ ही बेचारे उन आपियों को भी मोदी का समर्थन करना पड़ गया जो मोदी की तारीफ़ करने की बजाय टट्टी ख़ाना ज्यादा पसंद करते हैं…लोगों में उदाहरण पेश करने के मकसद से मोदी ने गांधी जयन्ती के दिन खुद सफ़ाई करके इस अभियान की शुरुआत की                                                                                                                                                                                                         

लेकिन एक सबसे बड़ी गलती जिसके कारण एक अच्छे - खासे अभियान का सत्यानाश हो गया, वो भी मोदी ने उसी दिन कर डाली…वो गलती थी अपना फोटो ख़ींचके फ़सबुक पे डालना और आईस बकेट की तर्ज पर 9 लोगों को चैलेंज करना ………………उसके बाद तो हमारी दिखावापसंद जनता को फोटो ख़िंचाने और लाईक पाने  का नया बहाना मिल गया                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
…बाजार में झाड़ू और बाँस के बम्बूओं की माँग 1000 गुना बढ गयी और जब लोगों का जोश थोड़ा ठन्डा हुआ तो फ़ोटो खिंंचाने के मोर्चे को नेताओं ने                                                                                                                  संभाल लिया……                                                                                                                                                                                                                       इन हेमा मालिनी जी को झाडू लगाते हुए सुरक्षा चाहिए ,शायद इनके साफ़-                                                      सुथरे चिकने गालों को गन्दे लोगों से खतरा है                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              बेचारे प्रकाश जावड़ेकर जी ने अपने आस-पास कूड़ा ढूँढने की बहुत कोशिश की, साथ में 60 - 70 आदमियों और मीडिया वालों कू भी बुलाया गया लेकिन अफ़सोस की कूड़ा फ़िर भी नहीं मिला                                                                                                                                                                                                       यहाँ तक तो फ़िर भी ज्यादा रायता नहीं बिखरा था लेकिन जब लोगों ने पहले खुद कूड़ा बिखरा कर सफ़ाई करनी चालू की तो सबको लगने लगा कि पानी सर से उपर जाने लगा है   इंडिया इस्लामिक सेंटर ने कितनी सफ़ाई से कूड़ा बिखराया और फ़िर बीजेपी के नेताओं ने उसे साफ़ करके सेक्यूलर बनने की कोशिश की                                                                                                                                                               
तकरीबन मुर्दा हो चुके इस अभियान में मोदी जी ने फ़िर से नई जान फूँकने की कोशिश की ………बनारस जाकर घाट की सफ़ाई की………खुद  9 तन्सले गाद भी उठाई…                                                                                                                                                                …………… लेकिन अब शरद पवार ने इस अभियान के ताबूत में अंतिम कील  ठोंक दी है

 इम्पोर्टीड झाड़ु से शरद पवार जी शायद कुछ अदृश्य जीवाणु या कीटाणुओं को साफ़ करने की कोशिश कर रहे हैं

  एक बार फ़िर एक और अच्छे से सोची गयी …नेक नीयत की योजना इन नौटंकीबाज नेताओं, फ़ेसबुकियों और सिस्ट्म की भेंट चढ गयी

Karunanidhi changes his name as it had Sanskrit origins and thus against Tamil culture

Chennai. DMK boss Karunanidhi today gave a sharp reply to his critics who were calling him a hypocrite for his Sanskrit originating name despite being a virulent opponent of everything Sanskrit, Hindi, and Hindu.

In a move that comes as a slap on all Hindi speakers, he changed his name from Karunanidhi to Compassion. Karunanidhi alias Compassion, later clarified that he was not aware that ‘Karunanidhi’ was a Sanskrit word, else he would have taken this decision long back and helped Tamil Nadu reach new level of self-respect and self-awareness. 

Sources tell Faking News that Karunanidhi was browsing Facebook early the morning on his smartphone, when he came across a post that described the meaning and origin of the word ‘Karunanidhi’.

The 90-year-old leader immediately flung the phone on the floor with his full force. Out of acute pain, which arose out of this insult to his self-respect, he emitted such a deep and loud cry that people up to the distance of 5 kms were forced out of their sleep. Doctors had to give him sedatives and sleeping pills to control the situation.

But within one hour, he regained his consciousness and ordered for a press conference. He immediately announced that he was changing his name to Compassion to save the Tamil culture. On being asked what the relation is between Tamil culture and the English word Compassion, he didn’t say anything.

When this Faking News reporter asked, “How the word Karunanidhi is against Tamil culture?” Karunanidhi angrily shouted – “DON’T SPEAK THAT WORD.”

Post this revelation by the party patriarch, some DMK supporters are now claiming that they lost the last elections due to the word Karunanidhi’s relation with Sanskrit.

“But better late than never. We have again shown that DMK is the only party which respects Tamil culture. We have left AIADMK miles behind. We challenge Jayalalithaa to change her name,” said an excited supporter of DMK.

If sources are to be believed, Jayalalithaa is very worried due to this incident and is contemplating a similar name change process to show that AIADMK also respects Tamil culture.

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Karunanidhi changes his name as it had Sanskrit origins and thus against Tamil culture