The Intellectuals

                

In recent times, the dictionary definition of the word ‘intellectual’ has proved to be completely wrong. Literally, this word means a person who uses his mind to think rationally. But the society’s definition is the exact opposite of the literal meaning. In India, persons who use the most illogical arguments, endorse anything but the rational, propagate absurd theories, write ludicrous articles and senseless books are labelled as intellectuals.

The society’s intellectuals hardly have any idea of the ground realities, rarely provide solutions to problems and never speak the truth. Spreading lies, distorting facts are the key traits of Indian intellectuals. They live in a self-induced ambience where they believe that anyone or anything rational is their enemy. They scare the public by talking about the dangers of imaginary threats but ignore the real ones.

Think about the last time you saw the word intellectual written with a person’s name (it might be a newspaper article or a debate on TV). Now google that person’s profile. In all likelihood, you will find that they support Naxals, oppose any kind of development, sign mercy petitions for terrorists, hate a particular religion, and believe in hate-anything-that-is-Indian. But above all, you will find that they are shameless hypocrites who don’t have any morals and have lost all self-respect. If you don’t remember any such name, google search for “Indian intellectuals”. ‘Anti-India’, ‘hate’, ‘fear’, and ‘intolerance’ are some of the key words on the first page.

This behaviour of the so-called intellectuals is not limited to India. This breed of humans is found everywhere. The below paragraph is quoted from Atlas Shrugged. Here, some fraudsters who have expropriated governmental powers via trickery are contemplating the implementation of a national emergency to escalate their loot. One of them wonders whether the intellectuals would pose any problems. Someone answers: 

"They won't, your kind of intellectuals are the first to scream when it's safe—and the first to shut their traps at the first sign of danger. They spend years spitting at the man who feeds them—and they lick the hand of the man who slaps their drooling faces. Didn't they deliver every country of Europe, one after another, to committees of goons, just like this one here? Didn't they scream their heads off to shut out every burglar alarm and to break every padlock open for the goons? Have you heard a peep out of them since? Didn't they scream that they were the friends of labor? Do you hear them raising their voices about the chain gangs, the slave camps, the fourteen-hour workday and the mortality from scurvy in the People's States of Europe? No, but you do hear them telling the whip-beaten wretches that starvation is prosperity, that slavery is freedom, that torture chambers are brother-love and that if the wretches don't understand it, then it's their own fault that they suffer, and it's the mangled corpses in the jail cellars who're to blame for all their troubles, not the benevolent leaders! Intellectuals? You might have to worry about any other breed of men, but not about the modern intellectuals: they'll swallow anything. I don't feel so safe about the lousiest wharf rat in the longshoremen's union: he's liable to remember suddenly that he is a man—and then I won't be able to keep him in line. But the intellectuals? That's the one thing they've forgotten long ago. I guess it's the one thing that all their education was aimed to make them forget. Do anything you please to the intellectuals. They'll take it.”

Two entirely different cultures of different time periods have the same description of intellectuals: hypocrites who hate anything that is rational. The original meaning has been distorted to such an extent that it would be better to change its dictionary definition so as to eliminate any confusion regarding the type of person intellectuals are.   

बीजेपी-पीडीपी गठबंधन: समर्पण या समझौता?

एक बाबाजी की कहानी मैंने कई बार सुनी है, कहानी कुछ इस तरह है – एक प्रसिद्ध बाबाजी थे, घर-बार और पत्नी को बाबाजी शादी के तुरंत बाद ही त्याग चुके थे। अब तो मस्ती में इधर से उधर घूमते और दिन-रात बस देश-दुनिया की भलाई की चिंता करते थे। ऐसे ही एक दिन बाबाजी अपनी मस्ती में कहीं जा रहे थे, कि उसी वक्त पीछे से (यानि जिस दिशा में बाबाजी जा रहे थे, उसी दिशा में) बहुत तेज हवा चलने लगी। हवा के कारण बाबाजी की जटा के बाल उड़कर आँखों और मुँह पर आने लगे, बाबाजी बार-बार धैर्यपूर्वक बाल पीछे करते रहे लेकिन हवा के आगे उनकी एक न चली। आखिर परेशान होकर बाबाजी मुड़े और विपरीत दिशा में मुँह करके  खड़े हो गए। “अपने को क्या है, अपने को तो कहीं-न-कहीं चलना ही है”, ये शब्द बड़बड़ाते हुए बाबाजी फ़िर से उसी मस्ती में हवा की विपरीत दिशा में चल पड़े।

हमारे देश के नेता भी इन्हीं बाबाजी की तरह हैं, जिधर राजनीति की हवा अनुकूल लगती है, उधर ही चल पड़ते हैं, ना अपने तथाकथित आदर्शों की परवाह करते हैं और ना भूतकाल में की गई बड़ी-बड़ी बातों की। इसी हवा का नतीजा है कि कोई अपने बच्चों की झूठी कसम खाता है, तो कोई “लुटेरे बाप-बेटे” और “Naturally Corrupt Party” के नेताओं की शादी में शामिल होता है। एक नेता के  ही शब्दों में कहें तो “नेताओं का सिर्फ़ एक ही धर्म होता है – कुर्सी फ़र्स्ट, नेताओं को और कोई रंग नहीं दिखता, सिर्फ़ सत्ता का रंग दिखता है”। ये तथ्य थोड़ा कड़वा जरूर है, लेकिन है सोलह आने 

सच।

मोदी और शाह भी ऐसे ही नेता हैं, इन्हें ना शरद पवार से समर्थन लेने से परहेज है और ना जीतन राम माँझी को देने से। इसलिए जब बीजेपी ने धारा 370, अलगाववादियों और AFSPA पर अपने कदम पीछे खींचकर पीडीपी के साथ मिलकर सरकार बनाने की घोषणा की तो मुझे जरा भी हैरानी नहीं हुई, हैरानी हो रही है तो उन भक्तों पर जो येन-केन-प्रकारेण इस सरकार को अमित शाह की चाणक्य-बुद्धि का मास्टरस्ट्रोक साबित करने पर तुले हुए हैं। ढूँढ ढूँढ कर ऐसी-ऐसी थ्योरीज निकाली जा रहीं हैं जो खुद अमित ‘चाणक्य’ भाई शाह और मोदी के भी पल्ले नहीं पड़ें।
       

इसे बीजेपी का पीडीपी के आगे पूर्ण समर्पण ही कहा जायेगा, डील या समझौता तो तभी कहा जाता जब थोड़ा पीडीपी झुकती और थोड़ा बीजेपी, लेकिन अभी तक तो बीजेपी पीडीपी के सामने नतमस्तक दिखाई दे रही है। सत्ता में आनें का बीजेपी को नैतिक और संवैधानिक अधिकार है क्योंकि पीडीपी के बाद जम्मू और कश्मीर में वही दूसरी सबसे बड़ी पार्टी है, लेकिन इस कदर पीडीपी की मांगों के आगे पूर्ण समर्पण कर देना कहीं से भी उचित नहीं है। मात्र तीन दिन के अंदर पीडीपी के गिरगिटों ने, पाकिस्तान और अलगाववादियों को “शांतपूर्वक चुनाव होने देने” के लिए धन्यवाद देकर और आतंकी अफ़जल का शव मांगकर, अपना असली रंग दिखाना शुरु कर दिया है। बीजेपी को याद रखना चाहिए कि जिस प्रकार सांप को दूध पिलाने से सांप वफ़ादार नहीं बन जाता, उसी प्रकार बीजेपी चाहे कुछ भी करे, वो कुछ पाकिस्तान-प्रेमी कश्मीरियों का दिल नहीं बदल सकती। अगर मोदी सोच रहे हैं कि बीजेपी को सरकार में शामिल करवाकर वो ‘भटके हुए’ कुछ कश्मीरियों को मुख्यधारा में शामिल कर पाएंगे तो उन्हें जान लेना चाहिए कि सूअर को गंगा नहला देने से वो इंसान नहीं बन जाता, उसे तो वापस कीचड़ में ही लौटना है।

    

गर्लफ़्रेंड ना बना पाने से निराश छात्र हुआ बज़रंग दल में शामिल, अब करेगा वैलेंटाईन डे का विरोध

ज़ैसे जैसे वैलेंटाईन डे नजदीक आ रहा है, आइएसएम के छात्रों में नैतिकता और राष्ट्रवादिता का संचार हो रहा है। इन्हीं भावनाओं के वशीभूत होकर द्वितीय वर्ष के छात्र हनुमान प्रसाद ने बीते शनिवार को बजरंग दल की सदस्यता ग्रहण की। सूत्रों के मुताबिक हनुमान प्रसाद पिछले 15 सालों से अपने लिए एक गर्लफ़्रेंड की तलाश कर रहा था, लेकिन आज तक उसे अपने प्रयासों में कोई सफ़लता नहीं मिली। हर बार 14 फ़रवरी का बेसब्री से इतंजार करने वाले हनुमान को इस बार जाके अपने प्रयासों की व्यर्थता का बोध हुआ।

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हालांकि हनुमान की उम्मीदें इस बार भी 12 तारीख तक वर्चुयल कैंडी, रोज़, ग्रीटिंग कार्ड और टेडी जैसी चीज़ों के सहारे जिंदा थी, लेकिन जब हनुमान ने अपने आस-पास के सभी चुन्नू-मुन्नू और झन्डुओं को उनकी गर्लफ़्रेंड के साथ देखा तो उसके दिल पर गहरा आघात लगा। और इन्हीं झन्डुओं से बदला लेने के लिए हनुमान प्रसाद ने बजरंग दल में शामिल होने का निर्णय लिया। हनुमान को उम्मीद है कि इन committed लड़के-लड़कियों को सबक सिखाने के बहाने वो पिछले 15 सालों से अपने दिल में छिपे गुबार को बाहर निकाल पाएगा।

बजरंग दल की आइएसएम इकाई के संयोजक नितेशानन्द दत्तात्रेय ने बताया कि बजरंग दल के दरवाजे उन सभी छात्रों के लिए खुले हैं जिनके पास 14 फ़रवरी को करने के लिए कुछ नहीं है। 14 फ़रवरी के दिन ऐसे छात्रों को हाथ में जूते-चप्पल देकर Ruby lane, Main Canteen, Library और SAC में तैनात कर दिया जाएगा ताकि ये लड़की के साथ दिखाई देने वाले लौंडों की GPL कर सकें। स्वामी दत्तात्रेय के अनुसार बजरंग दल में शामिल होने वाले सभी छात्रों को भारतीय संस्कृति के पहरेदार और राष्ट्रवादी होने का प्रमाण-पत्र भी दिया जाएगा।        

First written for ismdiaries.com

Different types of AAPtards

After closely observing AAP for over a year, I have come to the conclusion that AAPtards can broadly be classified into the below-mentioned categories. These categories are intricately interlinked and there is high possibility of an AAPtard belonging to many categories. 

1.       The gullible supporters: These AAPtards believe that AAP is the only honest party and Kejriwal is the only honest politician. According to them, AAP is a revolutionary party which can bring overnight change, not only in our country, but in the whole universe. They also think that all persons who support other parties are corrupt and have been bought by Ambani and Adani. They carry proofs of the entire media being sold out to BJP. They are most easily fooled and tricked into believing that AAP's agenda is the best, no matter what it really is. In short, they believe everything they read and hear from their leaders. Most of them are college students who had hitherto no interest in politics but have lately been impressed by Kejriwal’s getup and his educational background.

2.       The communist AAPtards: These AAPtards want free water, subsidized electricity, and no taxes. They want to see all the rich people of the world burn in hell. They believe every government entity and the government itself is a private property of every citizen. These are the people who made foreign women urinate in public (Somnath Bharti), they believe that any group of 10-20 persons has the right to raid any hospital, school or police station and suspend anyone who doesn’t follow their commands. Just before the dawn of the AAP, their politics was on the verge of extinction, the political spectrum of our country had no space for their ideology. They have now found solace in AAP. CPI (M)’s Karat hails Kejriwal’s AAP as communist

3.       The Modi haters: These AAPtards don’t have any long-term political commitment to AAP. They support AAP only because they hate Modi and no other party currently matches the level of AAP’s Modi-hatred in their DNA. From branding Modi as a fascist, murderer, communal and corrupt to passing obscene remarks about his married life, these AAPtards try everything to disparage him. They have no principles, neither do they have any political ambition or aspirations from AAP; they are plain Modi-haters and nothing else.       

4.       The super-seculars: These are the people who organize candle marches for the so-called victims of Gaza, still mourn over 2002, but don’t even want to talk about the plight of Kashmiri Pandits. They shed tears for the children of Peshawar but have no regard for the slain children of Assam. Their politics was exterminated by the Indian voter in the Lok-Sabha, Maharashtra, Haryana and Jharkhand elections. Now, they have seen a new light in AAP as it is not hated as much as the other super-secular parties. Their politics  ranges from calling RSS a ‘Hindu terrorist organization’ to demanding reservations for ‘religious minorities’. 

5.       The blind followers: These AAPtards are the only species to have IQ below zero. In their blind admiration of AAP, they have lost all their capability to think rationally. They are mostly found commenting on Facebook pages (no matter what the post is, they will write about AAP and BJP off course). They are expert in giving ‘honesty certificates' to everyone who joins AAP. Note that the certificates are valid only till the person remains an AAPtard, as soon as he changes side, he will be known as a corrupt mercenary agent of the BJP. They believe that a wrong thing done by AAP is better than that done by the BJP. They don’t have any logical arguments but have the extraordinary power of defaming and stigmatizing any person by disseminating misinformation. 

   

6.       The Naxal supporters: They have mastered the art of mass protests, burning public property, anarchy, and hooliganism. They are experts in stalling the parliament and  opposing every kind of constitutional work. They oppose nuclear plants, coal plants, dams, SEZs and all private investment; after that they stage protests for electricity problems and lack of employment. They have become AAPtards because most of the AAP leaders (including Kejriwal himself) share, more or less, the same spirit of anarchism.  AAP wants Naxals in its fold

7.       The terrorist sympathizers: These type of AAPtards want Kashmir to be gifted to Pakistan, they demand presidential pardon to terrorists and call the Batla House encounter ‘a conspiracy’. Just a few days ago, these persons were seen justifying the Charlie Hebdo killings. They can convince you that RSS is more dangerous than ISIS, Taliban, and  LeT. Prashant Bhushan is one of them (though I respect his work as a lawyer). Some tweets of another AAP leader.  

PS: If any AAPtard feels that he/she is not fitting in any of the categories, please let me know.

Ridiculous 11 P.M. Rule of ISM Dhanbad

In-time for students (no student can remain outside his hostel gate after 11 P.M.) in hostels has been the most discussed and debated issue of ISM. For the last few years, it continues to be in the 'issues raised' section in various meetings of ISS, but so far ISM administration has paid no heed to this demand.  Most students (in fact every student) want this rule to be scrapped.

The reason given by the admins in support of this rule is hilarious. Argument is given that this rule is only for the safety of students because any mishap can happen during the night. This argument is as strong as saying that "To avoid molestation, women should stay at home". Doesn't the administration know that most of the students here are adults? Students here possess the same security threat as any other person of our country. What if the government imposes this kind of ban on every person to stay inside their house to reduce the crimes? Will anyone accept this? In a free and democratic society where every person has the right to do anything as long as it is not obnoxious to other citizens, where the government is about to decriminalize attempt to suicide, imposing these kind of bans in the name of maintaining discipline and ensuring safety is egregious.

There are other ways to ensure safety of students during the night. There are already enough guards in the campus, but still numbers of guards can be increased for added security. And instead of banning students why not ban outsiders after 11 pm since they are the potential offender to the students, students should be told to carry I-cards to distinguish them from strangers. Regular and strict checking of I-cards should be done and outsiders can be punished with a fine or something else. Even after having so many guards, if safety of students cannot be ensured within the small premises of ISM which is confined by boundary walls where no palpable evidences of ‘criminal-on-prowl' are available, just imagine the plight of the common man living in open societies where no significant police or security is available.

All the possible problems can be sorted out, but the ISM administration is too defensive to take any step to abolish this rule.  For the administration, it also serves as an excuse to prevent students from getting involved in ‘bad habits' like studying till late night in the library. In reality, admins are using this rule to hide the insufficiency of available night-staff. Now that we are bragging about the new library which would be Asia’s largest academic library, it would be unfortunate if this rule is continued; people would laugh at us. The ISM administration should consider the demands of students and completely erase this rule.

#IndiaWithPakistan or #IndiaWithKids

Disclaimer: This article can hurt (pseudo)secular sentiments and pro-Pakistan feelings of some persons. Proceed on your own discretion.

Just after the brutal killings of innocent kids of an army school of Peshawar by some suicidal psychopaths of Tahrik-E-Taliban (TTP), social media was instantaneously flooded (and is flooded till now) with messages of sympathy and support to the deceased children and their families. Needless to say, most of this overwhelming reaction came from the keyboards of Indians. Many ultra-(pseudo)secular senior journalist like Bachi Kakaria and Nikhil Wagle, who bake their breads by instigating and propagating hatred against RSS, also found sufficient material from this massacre to post some tweets linking these atrocious killings to Hindu organizations of India (Don’t stress your brain to find out any logic in their statements, the word ‘logic’ is not present in their dictionaries.)

Due to the enormous amount of empathy shown by Indians, #IndiaWithPak has become the most popular and trending hashtag of twitter. #IndiaWithPak is cute and dangerous at the same time. Cute, because the modern ISI – ‘Indian Secular Intelligentsia’ has again come out of its grave with the help of this hashtag. This hashtag serves them two purposes – First, it acts as a shield to avoid condemning the inhumane organizations of terrorists flourishing in Pakistan with the help of Pak government, army and the old ISI. Second, it acts as a weapon for them to expose the creation of their own mind - ‘Hindu Terrorism’ and ‘Hindu Taliban’ in India. And it does not stop here. They tell the world that the level of religious fanaticism and bigotry of ‘Hindu Taliban’ is far worse and more dangerous than the original Taliban. Their theories and arguments are outside the scope of my intellectual understanding. They probably think that RSS or any Hindu organization should now attack Army School, Patiala to maintain the ‘secular fabric’ of the world! But in spite of this kind of wicked ideology, I don’t see any real danger from the modern ISI, because they are already dead before they could turn into some real danger – thanks to the young generation of Indians who are no more falling prey to the ISI ideology.

The real dangerous thing is that we have yet again failed to distinguish between the ‘innocent Pakistani victims’ and the nation ‘Pakistan’. For the entire world, Pakistan is a synonym for ‘hell’! ‘Pakistan as a nation’ means the cosiest abode of most cruel humans – terrorists. ‘Pakistan’ means the primary patron of terrorists. Pakistan means the nation where the government, army, and intelligence agencies use terrorist whenever and wherever it suits them. Pakistan means the land where many of our most dangerous enemies are roaming freely. Pakistan means the streets where Hafiz Saeed – the master-mind of the cruellest terrorist attacks on India, more brutal and stronger in impact than the Peshawar attacks – 26/11, regularly organizes rallies and incites hatred against India. Pakistan means a nation having pitiless army which recently chopped off the head of one of our soldier, the only fault of his was that he was an Indian. Pakistan means a treacherous neighbour, who repeatedly violates ceasefire and wages wars against us without any reason at all. 

‘Pakistan as a nation’ is not worthy of this kind of support and sympathy. Yes, there are some Pakistani citizens who have nothing to do with all this. But this bunch of good people doesn’t represent entire ‘Pakistan’. Pakistan is a compound of India-haters, notorious terrorists, treasonous army, anti-India government, intelligent agencies ‘and’ some common people. Therefore, #IndiaWithPakistan is egregious, anti-national and shameful for a patriotic and humanitarian Indian. Why not think of something other, why not show your support to the deceased children and write ‘#IndiaWithKids’, and why not ‘#IndiaWithHumanity’? I don’t understand why Indians are afraid of condemning Taliban, terrorists and the Pakistan government. Why not ‘#ShameOnTaliban’, ‘#EndTerrorism’ or ‘#ShameOnPakGovernment’. 

There are tens of other hashtags, use them, but don’t use ‘#IndiaWithPakistan’, because when you write ‘With Pakistan’, you are indirectly supporting the same terrorists who murdered the innocent kids.   

Pakistan is an enemy of India.
India should not support Pakistan.

12 Students Suspended for Celebrating Birthday without GPL

 GPL in ISM Dhanbad    GPL in engineering
In a huge shock to the whole engineering fraternity, 12 students of ISM (Institute of Single Males) celebrated a birthday without GPL. The college authorities took immediate notice of this shocking act and suspended everyone involved in the birthday celebration.

This stunning event took place on the birthday of Padhaku Teja - the notorious 10 pointer of the college. It was around 11:50 pm when Lallan Jha2 – the GPL specialist of ISM who has successfully performed GPL of more than 400 students, set out on his daily birthday/GPL hunt. When Jha2 finally reached Maggu Wing, he heard some strange voice of “Happy birthday to you” coming from a room. Stimulated by this opportunity, Jha2 rushed to the room but he was left mind-blown when he peeked inside the room.

Instead of preparing for GPL, students were greeting Padhaku and were eagerly waiting to cut the cake. However, Jha2 took pity on the starved students and decided to wait outside the room. After 10-15 minutes, all the students came out of the room and started dancing to the tunes of Honey Singh’s Volume-1. Still seeing no signs of GPL, Jha2 completely lost his mind and went to call his friends.
Jha2 returned with his 5 friends. They all had leather belts and chappals in their hands. Padhaku saw them coming. Sensing their bad motives, he immediately ran from the place. Jha2 and his friends followed him but they couldn’t catch him. For the entire night, they searched every room of the hostel but remained unable to find Padhaku. Jha2 couldn’t endure this blow on his self-respect; next morning, he went to the dean office and narrated this inhumane act in detail.

“What! ....... How? ............ How could they ……?” was the reaction of the surprised dean. “At first I didn’t believe him, how can any student leave the golden chance of beating his friend?” the dean told our reporters, “but then Jha2 requested me to myself check Padhaku’s body”. After that, dean himself went to Padhaku’s room and minutely examined his body parts. Not finding any mark of GPL, the dean asked Jha2 the names of everyone present in Padhaku’s room that night. Dean first called the parents of the students and informed them about the in-disciplinary acts of their children. Then he issued an order suspending the students. “These students are a blot on the face of engineering, what message do they want to give to society?” said the dean.

Meanwhile, some of the suspended students told our reporters the reasons for abstaining from Padhaku’s GPL. “I had not eaten anything for the last 15 days, I was surviving on only RD's tea. Padhaku had threatened me not to give any piece from the birthday cake if I were to forcefully do his GPL,” said one of the suspended students while justifying his acts.

PS: I wrote this article for ismdiaries.com. GPL culture in IITs and ISM Dhanbad. What is GPL?